{"product_id":"funny-santa-butt-tissue-box","title":"🎅😂Funny Santa Butt Tissue Box","description":"\u003c!-- Container Unit with namespace funny-santa-tissue-box --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"funny-santa-tissue-box-container\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; width: 100%; max-width: 480px; margin: 0 auto; padding: 12px 10px; background-color: #faf8f3; color: #1e293b; line-height: 1.6; text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- 🔒 01. TOP TRUST \u0026 PAYMENT BANNER --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background: #ffffff; border: 1px solid #dedbd4; border-radius: 14px; padding: 12px; margin-bottom: 14px; box-shadow: 0 2px 8px rgba(0,0,0,0.04); text-align: center;\"\u003e\n    \n    \u003c!-- Top Highlights Badges --\u003e\n    \u003cdiv style=\"display: flex; flex-wrap: wrap; justify-content: center; gap: 4px; margin-bottom: 8px;\"\u003e\n      \u003cspan style=\"background: #fee2e2; color: #b91c1c; font-size: 9px; font-weight: 800; padding: 3px 8px; border-radius: 20px;\"\u003e🎅 CHEEKY SANTA DESIGN\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003cspan style=\"background: #dcfce7; color: #2e7d32; font-size: 9px; font-weight: 800; padding: 3px 8px; border-radius: 20px;\"\u003e😂 FUN TISSUE DISPENSER\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003cspan style=\"background: #fef3c7; color: #92400e; font-size: 9px; font-weight: 800; padding: 3px 8px; border-radius: 20px;\"\u003e🎁 SECRET SANTA READY\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 800; color: #1e293b; margin-bottom: 8px; display: flex; align-items: center; justify-content: center; gap: 4px;\"\u003e\n      \u003cspan style=\"color: #059669;\"\u003e🔒\u003c\/span\u003e Guaranteed Safe \u0026amp; Secure Checkout\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003c!-- Trust Payment Badges (No Klarna) --\u003e\n    \u003cdiv style=\"display: flex; flex-wrap: wrap; justify-content: center; align-items: center; gap: 4px; margin-bottom: 8px;\"\u003e\n      \u003cspan style=\"background: #f8fafc; border: 1px solid #cbd5e1; padding: 2px 8px; border-radius: 5px; font-size: 9px; font-weight: 900; color: #003087;\"\u003ePayPal\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003cspan style=\"background: #1434cb; color: #fff; padding: 2px 8px; border-radius: 5px; font-size: 9px; font-weight: 900;\"\u003eVISA\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003cspan style=\"background: #000; color: #fff; padding: 2px 8px; border-radius: 5px; font-size: 9px; font-weight: 800;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff5f00;\"\u003e•\u003c\/span\u003eMastercard\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003cspan style=\"background: #006fcf; color: #fff; padding: 2px 8px; border-radius: 5px; font-size: 9px; font-weight: 800;\"\u003eAMEX\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003cspan style=\"background: #000; color: #fff; padding: 2px 8px; border-radius: 5px; font-size: 9px; font-weight: 800;\"\u003eApple Pay\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003cspan style=\"background: #fff; color: #5f6368; border: 1px solid #cbd5e1; padding: 2px 8px; border-radius: 5px; font-size: 9px; font-weight: 800;\"\u003eGoogle Pay\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 9.5px; color: #64748b; font-weight: 600;\"\u003e🛡️ 256-Bit Encrypted  |  📦 Order Tracking\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- ✨ 02. HERO SECTION --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background: linear-gradient(180deg, #fefcf9 0%, #ffffff 100%); border: 1px solid #dedbd4; border-radius: 14px; padding: 20px 14px; margin-bottom: 14px; text-align: center; border-top: 2px solid #b91c1c;\"\u003e\n    \u003cspan style=\"display: inline-block; margin-bottom: 8px; color: #b91c1c; font-size: 10px; font-weight: 700; letter-spacing: 1.2px; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eFunny Santa Tissue Box\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \n    \u003ch1 style=\"font-size: clamp(20px, 5.5vw, 26px); font-weight: 600; color: #1e293b; margin: 0 0 8px 0; line-height: 1.28; font-family: Georgia, serif;\"\u003eA cheeky take on Santa.\u003c\/h1\u003e\n    \n    \u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; color: #4f5452; margin: 0 0 12px 0; line-height: 1.7;\"\u003eReady to give your Christmas decorations a cheeky twist? This face-down Santa turns an everyday tissue box into a festive conversation starter, with tissues dispensing from his behind for a surprise that is anything but ordinary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003c!-- Hero Main Image --\u003e\n    \u003cdiv style=\"border-radius: 10px; overflow: hidden; border: 1px solid #dedbd4;\"\u003e\n      \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7236\/5876\/files\/1_9e240403-2409-45f0-964b-b0ea830775c0.jpg?v=1792552757\" alt=\"Funny Santa Butt Tissue Box\" style=\"width: 100%; height: auto; display: block;\" loading=\"eager\"\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- ✨ 03. PRODUCT FEATURES --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background: #ffffff; border: 1px solid #dedbd4; border-radius: 14px; padding: 16px; margin-bottom: 14px;\"\u003e\n    \u003ch2 style=\"font-size: 19px; font-weight: 600; color: #b91c1c; margin: 0 0 8px 0; font-family: Georgia, serif;\"\u003e✨ Product Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n    \u003c!-- Feature 1 --\u003e\n    \u003cdiv style=\"padding: 12px 0; border-top: 1px solid #dedbd4;\"\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: 700; color: #2e7d32; margin: 0 0 4px 0;\"\u003e🎄 A Cheeky Take on Santa\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #686d6b; margin: 0 0 10px 0; line-height: 1.6;\"\u003eA familiar red outfit, Santa hat, and exaggerated backside give this reclining character his unmistakable look. The playful design brings a little mischief to your holiday display without needing an elaborate setup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003cdiv style=\"border-radius: 10px; overflow: hidden; border: 1px solid #dedbd4;\"\u003e\n        \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7236\/5876\/files\/2_343d5b4c-4d60-489f-a88f-7e674fc9bdba.jpg?v=1792552757\" alt=\"Cheeky Santa design\" style=\"width: 100%; height: auto; display: block;\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003c!-- Feature 2 --\u003e\n    \u003cdiv style=\"padding: 12px 0; border-top: 1px solid #dedbd4;\"\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: 700; color: #b91c1c; margin: 0 0 4px 0;\"\u003e😂 A Punchline with Every Tissue\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #686d6b; margin: 0 0 10px 0; line-height: 1.6;\"\u003eTissues pull from Santa’s rear, making the dispensing point part of the joke. It is a fun twist on tissue access for anyone who prefers their Christmas decor with a sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003cdiv style=\"border-radius: 10px; overflow: hidden; border: 1px solid #dedbd4;\"\u003e\n        \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7236\/5876\/files\/3_151e3331-3a16-48d3-9326-26a99885d078.jpg?v=1792552757\" alt=\"Punchline with every tissue\" style=\"width: 100%; height: auto; display: block;\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003c!-- Feature 3 --\u003e\n    \u003cdiv style=\"padding: 12px 0; border-top: 1px solid #dedbd4;\"\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: 700; color: #2e7d32; margin: 0 0 4px 0;\"\u003e🚗 Christmas Cheer for Your Car\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #686d6b; margin: 0 0 10px 0; line-height: 1.6;\"\u003eBring some holiday personality along for the ride by placing Santa in a suitable spot, such as a center armrest or seat, when space allows. Keep him clear of controls, seat belts, and visibility so the festive car accent stays out of the way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003cdiv style=\"border-radius: 10px; overflow: hidden; border: 1px solid #dedbd4;\"\u003e\n        \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7236\/5876\/files\/8_9f9442a4-4429-4fef-b565-97fa81d2fcde.jpg?v=1792552757\" alt=\"Christmas cheer for your car\" style=\"width: 100%; height: auto; display: block;\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003c!-- Feature 4 --\u003e\n    \u003cdiv style=\"padding: 12px 0; border-top: 1px solid #dedbd4;\"\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: 700; color: #b91c1c; margin: 0 0 4px 0;\"\u003e🏠 Everyday Use, Holiday Personality\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #686d6b; margin: 0 0 10px 0; line-height: 1.6;\"\u003eFrom a living room to an office or desk, Santa gives ordinary tissues a place in your seasonal decor. Combining decoration and tissue dispensing, he offers more everyday purpose than a display-only ornament.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003cdiv style=\"border-radius: 10px; overflow: hidden; border: 1px solid #dedbd4;\"\u003e\n        \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7236\/5876\/files\/6_794068cd-a291-4bde-b9b8-e1938687ab69.jpg?v=1792552757\" alt=\"Everyday use\" style=\"width: 100%; height: auto; display: block;\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003c!-- Feature 5 --\u003e\n    \u003cdiv style=\"padding: 12px 0; border-top: 1px solid #dedbd4;\"\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: 700; color: #2e7d32; margin: 0 0 4px 0;\"\u003e🎁 A Gift for the Prankster\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #686d6b; margin: 0 0 10px 0; line-height: 1.6;\"\u003eLooking for something less predictable for Secret Santa or a White Elephant exchange? This humorous Christmas gift suits friends, coworkers, and the person who seems to have everything—especially if they enjoy a cheeky joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003cdiv style=\"border-radius: 10px; overflow: hidden; border: 1px solid #dedbd4;\"\u003e\n        \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7236\/5876\/files\/4_209ba247-44d2-4d98-a1b5-ed4800c845a2.jpg?v=1792552757\" alt=\"Gift for the prankster\" style=\"width: 100%; height: auto; display: block;\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003c!-- Feature 6 --\u003e\n    \u003cdiv style=\"padding: 12px 0; border-top: 1px solid #dedbd4; border-bottom: 1px solid #dedbd4;\"\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: 700; color: #b91c1c; margin: 0 0 4px 0;\"\u003e📸 Ready for a Festive Close-Up\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #686d6b; margin: 0 0 10px 0; line-height: 1.6;\"\u003eThe exaggerated pose makes a playful subject for Christmas party pictures, car decor snapshots, or short videos. Let Santa become a lighthearted talking point when friends spot where the tissues come from.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003cdiv style=\"border-radius: 10px; overflow: hidden; border: 1px solid #dedbd4;\"\u003e\n        \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7236\/5876\/files\/7_c8f1162f-64ef-4cf1-ba0f-d7f1118bfbfa.jpg?v=1792552756\" alt=\"Ready for a festive close-up\" style=\"width: 100%; height: auto; display: block;\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- 📐 04. SPECIFICATIONS --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background: #faf8f3; border: 1px solid #dedbd4; border-radius: 14px; padding: 16px; margin-bottom: 14px;\"\u003e\n    \u003ch2 style=\"font-size: 18px; font-weight: 600; color: #1e293b; margin: 0 0 10px 0; font-family: Georgia, serif;\"\u003e📋 Specifications\u003c\/h2\u003e\n    \u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #686d6b; line-height: 2.2;\"\u003e\n      \u003cdiv style=\"padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #dedbd4;\"\u003e\n        \u003cstrong style=\"color: #b91c1c;\"\u003eProduct Type:\u003c\/strong\u003e Funny Santa Butt Tissue Box\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003cdiv style=\"padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #dedbd4;\"\u003e\n        \u003cstrong style=\"color: #b91c1c;\"\u003eDesign:\u003c\/strong\u003e Face-down Santa\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003cdiv style=\"padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #dedbd4;\"\u003e\n        \u003cstrong style=\"color: #b91c1c;\"\u003eUse:\u003c\/strong\u003e Tissue dispensing \/ Decoration\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003cdiv style=\"padding: 6px 0;\"\u003e\n        \u003cstrong style=\"color: #b91c1c;\"\u003ePlacement:\u003c\/strong\u003e Home, Office, Car (ensure safety)\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- 🎯 05. FINAL CTA --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background: #b91c1c; border-radius: 14px; padding: 18px 16px; margin-bottom: 14px; text-align: center; color: #ffffff; box-shadow: 0 4px 14px rgba(185,28,28,.25);\"\u003e\n    \u003ch2 style=\"font-size: 18px; font-weight: 600; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 8px 0; font-family: Georgia, serif;\"\u003e✨ Make Room for Some Mischief\u003c\/h2\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"margin: 0; font-size: 13.5px; color: #fef2f2; line-height: 1.7;\"\u003ePart festive decoration, part everyday tissue holder, this Santa brings a little silliness to desks, living rooms, and holiday get-togethers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- 📦 06. PACKAGE INCLUDES --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background: #ffffff; border: 1px solid #dedbd4; border-radius: 14px; padding: 14px; margin-bottom: 14px;\"\u003e\n    \u003ch3 style=\"font-size: 15px; font-weight: 700; color: #2e7d32; margin: 0 0 6px 0;\"\u003e🎁 Package Includes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n    \u003cul style=\"margin: 0; padding-left: 18px; font-size: 13px; color: #686d6b; line-height: 2.4;\"\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003e1 x Funny Santa Butt Tissue Box\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- ❗ 07. NOTES --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background: #faf8f3; border: 1px solid #dedbd4; border-radius: 14px; padding: 16px; margin-bottom: 14px;\"\u003e\n    \u003ch2 style=\"font-size: 18px; font-weight: 600; color: #1e293b; margin: 0 0 10px 0; font-family: Georgia, serif;\"\u003e❗ Notes \u0026amp; Disclaimers\u003c\/h2\u003e\n    \u003cul style=\"margin: 0; padding-left: 18px; font-size: 13px; color: #686d6b; line-height: 2;\"\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eDue to manual measurements, please allow slight measurement deviations.\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eDue to the different display and lighting effects, the actual color of the item may be slightly different from the color displayed on the picture.\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eWhen using in a vehicle, ensure it does not interfere with airbags, driving controls, or visibility.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- 🛡️ 08. OUR GUARANTEE --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background: #ffffff; border: 1px solid #dedbd4; border-radius: 14px; padding: 16px; margin-bottom: 14px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 30px; margin-bottom: 6px;\"\u003e🛡️\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003ch3 style=\"font-size: 15px; font-weight: 800; color: #b91c1c; margin: 0 0 6px 0;\"\u003e⭐ Our Guarantee ⭐\u003c\/h3\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size: 12.5px; color: #686d6b; margin: 0 0 6px 0; line-height: 1.6;\"\u003eWe believe we have some of the most innovative products in the world, and we want to make sure we back that up with a \u003cb style=\"color: #1e293b;\"\u003erisk-free 30-day guarantee\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size: 12.5px; color: #686d6b; margin: 0 0 6px 0; line-height: 1.6;\"\u003eIf for any reason you do not have a positive experience, we will make every effort to ensure that you are satisfied with your purchase.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size: 12.5px; color: #686d6b; margin: 0 0 6px 0; line-height: 1.6;\"\u003eWe want you to rest assured that there is absolutely \u003cb style=\"color: #1e293b;\"\u003ezero risk\u003c\/b\u003e in buying and trying out products.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size: 12.5px; color: #686d6b; margin: 0; line-height: 1.6;\"\u003eWe offer email support. 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